Posted on 11/02/2005 11:16:19 AM PST by areafiftyone
For 40 exhausting minutes, Wayne Goldsberry battled a buck with his bare hands in his daughter’s bedroom in Arkansas, USA.
Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter’s home.
When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay dead on the bedroom floor, its neck broken.
Goldsberry was at his daughter’s home when he heard glass breaking. He went back to check on the noise and found the deer.
“I was peeking around the corner when the deer came out of the bedroom,” said Goldsberry. The deer ran down the hall and into the master bedroom - “jumping back and forth across the bed.”
Goldsberry entered the bedroom to confront the deer and, after a brief struggle, emerged to tell his wife to call police.
After returning to the bedroom, the fight continued. Goldsberry finally was able to grip the animal and twist its neck, killing it.
Goldsberry, sore from the struggle, dragged the dead animal out of the house.
“He got kicked several times. He was walking bowlegged for a while,” Deputy Doug Gay said.
was it justiable homicide
of course. that goes without saying.
Oh deer.....
Why did he go back in?
Maybe he announced Senate rule 21 to take control of the room hoping the deer would say "I'm hurt and quit."
life in MN. what can I say?
I'll save it for when I get home. I'm at a cubie at work and everyone can hear everything. Thanks.
Ummm... you with the camera... Is that species of cat a solitary creature like housecats, or a pack hunter like lions?
Just, um, thought it might be pertinent.
A former co-worker got a deer with a pocketknife. He had climbed a tree to annoy some birds (easily & oddly amused fellow) when some deer wandered by & stopped under the tree. He jumped out of the tree, onto a deer, and soon had venison for lunch.
That deer should have kicked his @zz.
Don't tangle with a deer. They are deadly kick boxers and mean as the devil..
Oh, man... that story about a man being charged by a deer is bad enough. But the San Diego Union Tribune actually accompanied the story with the advertisement, "What's your favorite Chargers' moment?"
(I see they rotate the ads.)
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
Møøse trained by TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA
Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign com- plicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG
Møøses' noses wiped by BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER
Thanks awfully for referring this horrible news to us. Your efforts, although deeply appreciated, were somewhat redundant, as I had heard this on my local NPR station from Nina Totenberg and Mara Eliason, who gave me the whole sad story, which I immediately relayed to Shermy at the National Animal Attack Archives.(NAAA)
It seems this young buck was raised in deep rural poverty caused by Republican cuts in Educational, Nutritional, and Environmental programs. This was done to lower taxes to directly benefit the Bush family's wealthy oil-friends. The young buck, left to wander in a forest severely over-logged by Republican contributors, and starving because of the effects of Global Warming, did what so many disadvantaged youngsters do during a Republican Administration; he acted out his feelings in sensless violence.
But there was no need for this person to act as judge and jury when he killed this buck with illegal asault weapons (He was actually seen putting them in his pockets at a Gun Show!) in his daughter's bedroom. I hope, and I know Shermy joins me in this, that Certified Counselors are available to help this dysfunctional family.
This was clearly George Bush's fault. That buck had no WMD.
Ted Nugent is jealous.
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