A really awesome thing would be to take control of the warheads in flight. Have them all impact at the White Sands testing range. Art Bell could do the running commentary.
Nose Cone, Pigeon-Guided Missile, 1944
From Pavlov's dogs to Skinner's pigeons
This experimental device was developed during World War II by behavioral psychologist B.F. Skinner, who experimented with harnessing pigeons' pecking movements to steer missiles. Skinner divided this nose cone into three compartments, and proposed strapping a pigeon in each one. As a bomb headed towards earth, each pigeon would see the target on its screen. By pecking at the image, the birds would activate a guidance system that would keep the bomb on the right path until impact. Skinner's idea received initial support, but the U.S. military finally dismissed it as impractical