[Palladin]

Good one, doug.

Now how about one from Maurice Chevalier, to the tune of "Thank Heavens for Little Girls":

Thank Allah, for little frogs,
For little frogs grow weaker every day.
Thank Allah, we reproduce,
While they have more abortions every day.

Those little snails, so helpless and appealing,
With semtex we will splatter on the ceiling.

Thank Allah, for Frenchy fools,
For letting us run free, take over Gay Paree;
Without them what would little Paks do?

[doug from upland]

Cute.