[Erasmus]

Paradigms are what you learn about sitting on a metal folding chair watching a slide slow.

I thought they're what you got from sitting too long on a metal folding chair watching a slide slow.

[mozarky2]

One undeniable fact about quantum mechanics is that a metal folding chair is the second-best conductor of a fart. The best is a church pew.
I have done extensive research in this field.

[strategofr]

" I thought they're what you got from sitting too long on a metal folding chair watching a slide slow."

LOL!