[Manic_Episode]

" two 25-foot inflatable boats approached the liner."

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Just run up to the rec room for a few of these and let the pirates swim home.

[robertpaulsen]

An even better idea:

Gotta have the original, 1-pound, skull-piercing tips. All you have to do is show the pirates the box and they'll flee screaming, "Those are even banned in the U.S. where they allow guns!"