In the wake of these losses, I say we raise Buffett's taxes. After all, he keeps insisting that will solve everything.
You know what products I love best from Berkshire Hathaway?
Berkshire Hathaway's Original Apple Pie with a glass of Grandpa Hathaway's Hard Cider which I fetch in my classic 1968 Berkshire Philistine 500 Sedan. All made in the good old US of A!
Warren Buffett and his pals at BH are my idols.
Now excuse me whilst I puke.