Brokeback Mountain: Oscar Winner or Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding? (South Park Republicans)

The National Ledger ^ | 11-07-05 | CK Rairden

[Triggerhippie]

Again, I'll take the broken bones and sprains any day over the alternative.

[JustAnotherOkie]

These gay guys have wives? So much for the monogimous relationship and spreading STD. They sound like the real hero types we should look up to.

[Giddyupgo]

Don't waste your money on Jarhead. My husband and son went and didn't care for it.

[acad1228]

Lemme know when you plan to walk up to a bull rider and call him queer. I wanna be there to watch what happens to you.

[steve8714]

Someone didn't know that?

[JustAnotherOkie]

He'll hit me with his purse? No seriously though I'll be at the Hetero Rodeo. (it has a ring to it)

[tertiary01]

I'm sure most of the bull riders would agree. BTW, the winner yesterday received a million dollars.

[Clemenza]

Ping!

[Clemenza]

The only thing funnier than a gay cowboy is a gay marine.

[Clemenza]

You forgot to add Jim Nabors as a singing "ranch hand."

[Clemenza]

Ain't no such thing as a gay cowboy... however, any homo can buy a big hat.

[Clemenza]

Also I think the level of pain tolerance required to compete would weed out most gays

Not true. More like their a-s is already sore from the previous night's pounding.

[Lexington Green]

HE HE HE

[AnAmericanMother]

When will they break the Beastiality bearier????

FR is no place for ursine sex talk.

"No, no, you idiot! You're supposed to WRASSLE the bear!"

[tertiary01]

There will be alot more than a sore @ss after riding a bull. Even if you make the buzzer, the "get off" can still put you in the hospital. Gays enjoy pleasure too much to do this long term, the injuries would cut too much into their social life.

[sanemom]

"One more note- does red state America even still care about the Oscars or the Academy?"

Does anyone?

[sanemom]

I don't know about that. I'm a straight woman and frankly I couldn't care less if too guys want to have sex with each other-that doesn't mean I want to watch it.

[sanemom]

I meant two guys, not too guys, of course.

[arthurus]

First time I heard that punch line was in 1965.

[wolfcreek]

I don't get the 'eating pudding' reference.

Maybe it's something like salad tossing?