Posted on 11/08/2005 10:57:45 AM PST by misterrob
Even at closing time I have never been that drunk or h*$&y to find that attractive...
Considering what I just saw she would be crowned the winner hands down compared to what was shown there...
"These are not the breasts you are looking for"
I don't get that either. If I was walking around shirtless, I'd feel ridiculous. Plus I'd have to worry about the women in the neighborhood drooling all over the place and fainting from delight.
It's a cross I have to bear.
Halfway down, on the rights hand side, is a pic of whom I sear is the Iranian president...look on his face is priceless..
There are some pictures which should not be posted.
When I am elected President, one of my first bills or laws I will have passed, it that everyone in the America must have a full length mirror by their front door with which you must check yourself before going out the door.
In addition, everyone must get a good haircut or styling at least once a month. Everyone must comb their hair every morning before going out.
No ponytails on men over 25. No dredlocks on white people, actually how about no dredlocks on anyone except a few real Jamaican's here on brief tourist visas. No Mohawks on anyone over 12 years old and only during summertime.
No tattoos or piercings on anyone except womens ears. 1 piercing per lobe.
No polka dots and stripes in the same outfit. No long dresses during the day. No sequins or glitter before 5 PM. No underwear or 2 or 3 bra straps showing. No white shoes after labor day. No fake Rolex's or Louis Vuitton. No designer labels visible anywhere on your person. Your pants must be around your real waist. No "wardrobe malfunctions"! ETc., etc., etc. I got a million of em.
But Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham can wear and do anything they want.
Yep, that's me, fashion fascist!
I did that one myself... No kidding! I got really bored at work one day.
"You should take some basic human biology as well. Men's are vestigial."
Actually, they are not vestigial at all. With a series of hormone injections, a male's breasts will even produce milk. Everything that is needed is there. Men even get breast cancer.
Mens and women's torsos are identical, anatomically. Testosterone suppresses breast enlargement. If you don't believe that, do a little research. You want female-looking breasts? Just ingest some estrogen, and they'll be yours.
Glad to bring a little happiness wherever I can.
Testicles not Terrorists. We will dangle our hopes for the world and hope that someone bites.
Butts not Burkas. Flash your hiney in solidarity with the women of Afghanistan who just want to go to 7-11 without having to put on the drapes.
Behinds not Beheadings. Wiggle your ass and show your class.
Pric#s not Protesters. Protest the protesters by becoming a sex offender.
I guess they were busted.
lol
Well, maybe that'll be OK. But none of them fancy bell bottomed pants or dangerous platform shoes or else!
"aspect ratio" is good.
I think the critical word here is "support". If they need support, no bare breasts.
Or as Marlon Brando said to Maria Schneider in "Last Tango In Paris", "you'll be playing soccer with them in a couple of years".
Yeah! What the heck was or is THAT?!! I couldn't tell if it was male of female. I DO know that it was ugly as hell and definitely should keep it's shirt on. Yeech. Scuse me while I go take a bath and have a couple of stiff drinks.
Do these people have a clue? Do they ever look in the mirror?
A couple of boobs....
LOL
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