But unlike Teddy Kennedy he never killed anybody.
Unlike John Kerry he never committed treason.
Unlike Barney Frank he never openly committed a homosexual act.
Unlike Bill Clinton he was never impeached or convicted or disbarred of Lewinskyed in the Oval Office.
Unlike Hillary Clinton he never lost his billing records.
Unlike Web Hubble he never went to jail.
When compared to the run of the mill Rat, he's not so bad.