I love those Bud Lite commercials!
I remember that one. I beleive it was "Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer". "It blocks all the sun's rays, and any stray rays from distant suns, in distant galaxies...."
My fav is "Mr. Homemade Pontoon Boat Maker". "What do you have when you take some discarded 55-gallon drums, some plywood, a stereo system, a blender, and a string of lights? Way TOO much electricity over a whole lot of water..."