California to Secede From Union

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/printer_1626.shtml ^ | Chris Davis

[Joe Boucher]

I may be inspired to join you in Sacramento if only to enjoy another steak at Mortons Steakhouse there. As for Calif leaving the union? GOOD.

[Preachin']

I sure wish they would.

[libertyman]

No way, I say let California (& the rest of the "blue states") secede....that would make life that much easier for the rest of us!

[jankp]

Can they get it done today? Speed, especially in this instance, is of the essence.

[kittymyrib]

"Ahnold could leave that place a dried out husk and hardly anyone would even notice."

This would be the successful strategy Ronald Reagan used to bring down the Soviet Union. Ahnold should do it...but he doesn't have the guts.

[bitt]

and take your little dog, Toto, too.

[4CJ]

We can only dream!

[edchambers]

I hope California secedes before it comes begging on hands and knees to Washington for my tax dollars.

Already been done, begging for tax dollars that is.I plan on bugging out soon as I sell my house.Unfortunately so far all the states where the land is cheap enough for me retire are in the east coast "rust belt" caused by the same socialist agenda that's destroying CA.

[Enterprise]

We're going to secede? Us? In Kaleefornia? Well - - - -

"FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST, THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, WE'RE FREE AT LAST."

And don't the rest of you even THINK of coming to the Independent Republic of Kaleefornia without a passport! And we're going to charge you DOUBLE for Disneyland and you have to bathe first before you swim in OUR ocean!

[GingisK]

Since the remaining states vote to eject Kalifornica from the Union, all are happy!

[madprof98]

Please, God, let this be true!!!

[Little Ray]

Come to Georgia. Plenty of nice stuff within an hour of Atlanta - Close enough go to the Fox and far enough away to avoid most or the idiocy and traffic.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Too bad it isn't true. (sigh)

[billbears]

Nope. My ancestors and their fellow statesmen weren't allowed to leave, no one else will be. They can go down with the ship of a dead Republic like the rest of us unfortunate souls. < /mad rant>

If only it were true. It's good to hear secession entering back, albeit very slowly, into the realm of viable options as was intended by the Framers

[MinuteGal]

Great work as usual, Writer.

Fun to uncover the little golden nuggets of satire embedded in the larger satire.

"Proposition H" for San Francisco is a hoot for those who caught it.

Leni

[NeoCaveman]

Let them go. Let them go.

[calrighty]

"“I think the government should stay out of my kids’ bedroom,” said Joe Birnbaum, a 53-year old unemployed factory worker. “What goes on in my daughter’s bedroom stays in her bedroom. That’s why I voted no to Prop 73.”

“I’m sick and tired of these Christian conservatives invading my privacy. If my 14-year old daughter wants an abortion without notifying me, that’s just fine. These Christians need to keep their praying and their bibles to themselves,” fired Natty Goldman, a welfare recipient and mother of six.
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[RichardW]

I wish they would. It would addition by subtraction. Give it back to Mexico. It would be a "win-win" situation.