Old joke:
Guy dies, goes to heaven, a guide shows him around this massive building. They walk past a room full of people dancing, singing, jumping, having a great time "The Jews, its a big party!", further on down they pass a room, everyone is on picnic, 3 legged races, all wholesome and fun, "Mormons, they love heaven!", further down, they pass a room, Irish, Mexicans and Italians fighting, drinking, carousing, everything, bingo games. "Catholics, party animals, they enjoy this place!"
They walk past a closed door, the guide says "Shhh! we keep the Baptists in there, they think they are the only ones here!"
Hee, hee.
A line of couples at the Pearly Gates asking St. Peter for permission to enter heaven. St Peter to 1st couple: No, you cannot enter the Gates of heaven, you are a lush and have been such an alcoholic that you even married a woman named Sherry.
St Peter to 2nd couple:No, you cannot enter the gates of heaven, you are rich and have lusted for money so much in your life that you even married a woman named Penny.
3rd couple: Man turns to his wife and says "Fannie....