[humint]

IAEA: Iran obtained A-bomb recipe

1. one cup flour
2. two table spoons of anti-semitism
3. three eggs from a bird with the flu
4. one gallon of anti-Americanism
5. one pint of Jihad
6. two hundred Shahab IVs
7. one fascist dictator
8. one blackmarket nuclear proliferation market

• cook at 454 degrees fereinheit for 28 odd years...
• burn Iran's freedom to give it the that smokey flavor and voila'

  As Emeral would say "BAM!"

[emiller]

you forgot the guy to hold the bomb. (they always like to hold on to their bombs... be culturally sensitive next time, ok?