You say, "I love my wife." (I'm a "lover"/patriot).
But in public, you denigrate her. You question her judgement and call her stupid and make fun of her intellect.
You constantly say she cheats; that her actions are unfair and underhanded. That she loves some of your children more than others, and deliberately starves some and wants them to grow up poor.
You mock her dress and the fact that she attends church.
You question her sanity, and tell everyone she's violent and oppressive, and beats neighbor's kids under her protection when she "babysits" them. She can't be trusted with children.
You say you love her . . . but you never wear your wedding ring (the flag) and you made snide remarks about your wedding vows (the Pledge of Allegiance) saying you don't need those silly symbols to prove your love.
You never, ever praise her in public. You only condemn, criticize, and attack. You want her to be completely reliant on the guy down the street for her transportation, so you refuse to get her a gas card.
Yeah, sure you're a "good husband"/patriot. Sure you are.
You got this from Rush.