[Red Boots]

This sounds a lot like the UN Oil for Food program. Dictator controls supply, cuts deals with politicans in other countries to make money and get political support.

Just wait until some anti-chavez bill comes up in congress- Kennedy will support it.

[Kitten Festival]

F'ING BULLSEYE!

You get it. You should put 'get it' as your signature because you just plain do.