"You will pay the price for your lack of sentience!"
Ivan
Posted on 11/20/2005 7:20:18 AM PST by dream police
The hope for a better world and better America is gone. Finished. Done for. I don't know when this happened, but it did. So vote if you must. Democrat, Republican -- it doesn't matter. Better to enjoy yourself. Immerse yourself in pop culture. Go see Saw 3. What' J-Lo up to these days? Does Green Day have a new album? Forget about eating healthy. You think you're going to live forever? Have that extra cheese all meat pizza. You know you want it. Drink to excess. Don't pay your debts. Invite the collection agent to take it out in the parking lot if he doesn't like. But whatever you do, don't waste your time working for a better world because it's not going to happen.
Did I make it?
Or choose a screen name from a lame 1980s hair band song.
Ivan
Well of COURSE a better world isn't going to happen as long as Green Day keeps making records!
Dammit, I just looked in the mirror. There's a huge ZOT on my chin.
Mmmmmm, I smell meat.
Can we play with this zot-able newbie fer a while?
I'll just do it for the money then.
Mmmmmmmmmm, pizza....
New DNC talking points?
Sunday morning zot
You forgot to add, "before the thread is pulled".
A truly representative pic. LOL
JMO, but we loved it and we aren't even that big of fans of his. We thought it was excellent.
Cool. I think I will see it today.
You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.....
Deteriorata! Deteriorata!
Go placidly
Amid the noise and waste.
And remember what comfort there may be
In owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons
Unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself
And heed well their advice,
Even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss.....and when!
Consider that two wrongs never make a right
But that THREE.........do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold.
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer main-te-nance.
Chorus
You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Remember the Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mu-ti-late.
Know yourself.
If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you.
That lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore;
It will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth:
The birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan
And let not the sands of time
Get in your lunch.
Hire people with hooks.
For a good time call 606-4311;
Ask for "Ken."
Take heart amid the deepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.
And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot
It could only be worse in Milwaukee.
Chorus
You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Therefore, make peace with your god
Whatever you conceive him to be---
Hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises and urban renewal
The world continues to deteriorate.
GIVE UP!
Reprise
You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Performed by National Lampoon on "National Lampoon Radio Dinner," a 1972 recording by Blue Thumb Records. Lyrics by Tony Hendra.
What? A socialist up before 8am? On a Sunday? ROFLMAO.
Cheap Trick called. They want their song title back, or you need to pay them royalites. Welcome to the world of Capitalism, Dude! ;)
I don't support Hollywood any more. If someone I know buys it, I may watch it, but I refuse to give money to people who turn around and support people like Pelosi and Hillary Clinton. The movie looks pretty good though...I am a huge Cash fan.
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