To: Valin
They should just reclassify the Dog - they ought to be able to find SOMETHING wrong with it if they "look" hard enough...
5 posted on
11/20/2005 8:53:39 AM PST by
solitas
(So what if I support an OS that has fewer flaws than yours? 'Mystic' dual 500 G4's, OSX.4.2)
To: solitas
They should just reclassify the Dog - they ought to be able to find SOMETHING wrong with it if they "look" hard enough...
Here ya go...
"The German shepherd was burned slightly on his nose but was not seriously injured."
I bet he's no longer as as good at sniffing out hidden explosives as he once was.
Better send him home. :)
To: solitas
Maybe the dog is gay? Or has combat fatigue, or has lost some of its scent cones? Or maybe it could fake a heart attack and coma? Maybe it could be reassigned to Homeland Security or DEA or AFT task forces. There has got to be someway to get the woman and her puppy together.
19 posted on
11/20/2005 10:05:46 AM PST by
lastchance
(Hug your babies.)
To: solitas
How about the dog has "combat fatigue" and is no longer useful. That should do it.
To: solitas
Darned right. He was wounded in action. Give him a purple heart and send him home with his comrade. Actually, did he have three wounds? Give him three purple hearts and let him go home like John Kerry did.
58 posted on
11/22/2005 9:01:12 PM PST by
Goodgirlinred
( GoodGirlInRed Four More Years!!!!!)
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