[Cicero]

This is true.

Bush is planning to build a moon base. He will shoot at the LGMs, and then duck.

Inevitably, Canada will catch the return fire from the aliens. Such is life, north of the Border.

[vbmoneyspender]

The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning.

Man, the United States is one badass country! We are more warlike than the Klingons, more imperialistic than the Romulians and more devious than the Kardassians. So you Canuckians better mind your p's and q's or else President Bush might just open up a can of alien-technology whoop-ass on you. Finally, Canuckians should take note that, in honor of the Brain, President Bush's new re-election slogan is ' Today the Moon, Tomorrow --- the Universe!