Posted on 11/26/2005 6:47:02 AM PST by yankeedame
So that's how they get that big. You just soak them in beer foam. Cool.
How many research papers include the word 'fugly' in them...
Probably about the same number as research papers on "beer goggles".
She left him broke, in his new truck He dont smoke, but he lights one up Temporary fix, for his heartache Hes hurting bad, but hes feeling great
Hes on the dance floor yelling Freebird Singing off pitch but he knows every word Grabs him a girl and he holds on tight Hes chasing everything in sight Hell fall apart when he gets home But right now his worries are gone Life looks good, good, good Billys got his beer goggles on Hey!
Lot of drunks, get real mean Theyll pick a fight, over anything Billy wants to laugh, thats why hes here You wont see him cry, unless you spill his beer
Hes on the dance floor yelling Freebird Singing off pitch but he knows every word Grabs him another girl and he holds on tight Now hes chasing everything in sight Hell fall apart when he gets home Right now his worries are gone Life looks good, good, good Billys got his beer goggles . on
Hes on the dance floor yelling Freebird Singing off pitch but he knows every word Grabs him another girl he hold on tight He dont see ugly Through blood shot eyes Hell fall apart when he gets home But right now his worries are gone Cause life looks good, good, good So good, good, good, Life looks good, good, good Billys got his beer goggles
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It's NOT the beer's fault!
people sue mcdonalds cause fast food makes them fat..people sue tobacco companies because smoking gives them cancer..can I sue budweiser because they make ugly people look pretty???
this is america..surely you don't insinuate personal responsibility has anything to do with this, do ya?? (sarc/off)
Wille Nelson:
Last night I came in at two with a ten
But at ten I woke up with a two
I got twenty-twenty vision when I ain't drinkin'
But Lord when I get on that booze
I ain't never gone to bed with an ugly woman
But I sure woke up with a few
Last night I came in at two with a ten
But at ten I woke up with a two
29Who hath woe? who hath sorrow? who hath contentions? who hath babbling? who hath wounds without cause? who hath redness of eyes?
30They that tarry long at the wine; they that go to seek mixed wine.
31Look not thou upon the wine when it is red, when it giveth his colour in the cup, when it moveth itself aright.
32At the last it biteth like a serpent, and stingeth like an adder.
33Thine eyes shall behold strange women, and thine heart shall utter perverse things.
34Yea, thou shalt be as he that lieth down in the midst of the sea, or as he that lieth upon the top of a mast.
35They have stricken me, shalt thou say, and I was not sick; they have beaten me, and I felt it not: when shall I awake? I will seek it yet again.
I want to be paid for my research....
Hey, somebody has to do it.
Do you realize what would happen to the brewers if the product liability lawyers latched onto this issue?
A biblical reference to beer goggles.
Cool.
In the words of the late, great Brother Dave Gardner...."The worst I ever had was wonderful"
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