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Boffins crack 'beer goggles' [Scientists figure out why alcohol makes ugly people seem attractive]
News.Com. AU ^ | November 25, 2005 | staff writer

Posted on 11/26/2005 6:47:02 AM PST by yankeedame

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To: yankeedame
"While getting intimate with the person may seem like a good idea at the time, it's only the morning after when you realise that the Angelina Jolie superbabe you hooked up with the night before actually resembles Margaret Thatcher in the cold harsh light of day."

If'n I wasn't married I'd take Thatcher over Tomb chick.

51 posted on 11/27/2005 11:32:45 AM PST by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: Aracelis; WKB

The only worthwhile post to this thread. :)

A pretty funny one at that. NOW I know why the Germans (beer) and the French (wine) don't look so hot.


52 posted on 11/27/2005 11:33:39 AM PST by moog
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To: WorkingClassFilth

Stupid. ;)

Oh yeah,
and beer helps you dance better too!


53 posted on 11/27/2005 11:34:43 AM PST by najida (Blood on the floor....a Thanksgiving Tradition at my house)
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To: moog

Oh yea!


54 posted on 11/27/2005 11:34:56 AM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: yankeedame

Too bad these companies find fake breasts more attractive for their poster girls...


55 posted on 11/27/2005 11:40:00 AM PST by sit-rep (If you acquire, hit it again to verify...)
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To: R. Scott

Oh yea!

OR should that be jug?


56 posted on 11/27/2005 11:41:23 AM PST by moog
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To: moog

Way back when I would order beer by the pitcher. Now it’s by the mug – and only a couple at that.


57 posted on 11/27/2005 11:44:09 AM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: R. Scott

Way back when I would order beer by the pitcher. Now it’s by the mug – and only a couple at that.

The pitcher has gotten cloudy.


58 posted on 11/27/2005 11:45:36 AM PST by moog
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To: moog

If Hillary were there at 'closing time', I'd have to have a beverage that would first make me deaf.


59 posted on 11/27/2005 12:56:58 PM PST by krinkrayyado (Huguenot in my church)
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To: moog

Yep.


60 posted on 11/27/2005 1:32:50 PM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: krinkrayyado

I'd have to have a beverage that would first make me deaf.

Hear hear:)


61 posted on 11/27/2005 9:01:09 PM PST by moog
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No wonder he grew a beard, or was he the first "Slick" Willie?



Willie got his "Slickness" from being greasy.
62 posted on 11/28/2005 2:48:44 AM PST by WKB (If you can't dazzle them with brilliance.. then Baffle them with BS)
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Willie got his "Slickness" from being greasy.

I hear that was from a very oily age.


63 posted on 11/28/2005 9:00:17 AM PST by moog
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