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"TEN WITH A TWO" by: Willie Nelson

Last night, downtown I was drinkin' the booze
Like it was goin' out of style
My whole head got light and I lost my eyesight
I ain't been that drunk in a while
Along about one, I spotted a three
And I started to make my move
She was believin' every line I was layin'
Lord, it was just too cool
Well, I thought I had died and gone to heaven
But Lord did I look like a fool
Last night I came in at two with a ten
But at ten I woke up with a two

(CHORUS):
Last night I came in at two with a ten
But at ten I woke up with a two
I got twenty-twenty vision when I ain't drinkin'
But Lord when I get on that booze
I ain't never gone to bed with an ugly woman
But I sure woke up with a few
Last night I came in at two with a ten
But at ten I woke up with a two

~ Solo ~

Well I made up my mind, I was never gonna find
Myself in that condition again
But here I sit, on the same barstool
And just look that the shape that I'm in
And I done spotted me another queen
Sittin' at a table alone
So I strolled on over and set myself down
And asked if I could take her home
And when she said yes, I thought I'd been blessed
But boy did I look like a fool
Last night I came in at two with a ten
But at ten I woke up with a two