[Lancey Howard]

I've been forced to pay into that mindless Ponzi scheme known as Social Security my whole life. And when I hit 65 (or whatever the earliest possible retirement age for benefits is) the scumbag politicians better make sure my checks aren't late.

The politicians love to give Social Security money away to illegals and to young bums who claim back pain and to single welfare mothers who get their kids to act "crazy", and so when I finally decide to take a break after a lifetime of working my behind off, those scumbag politicians BETTER come through with mine.

[PerConPat]

And when I hit 65 (or whatever the earliest possible retirement age for benefits is) the scumbag politicians better make sure my checks aren't late.

I hear you. But if the checks are on time, I'd bet dollars to donuts that the payouts will be means tested.