"Uhh...Don who?"
You said: "It would have been great to be able to shout "You suck!" at Kenny G at the top of my lungs in such an intimate setting."
I would rather wait for Henley, so I could whip out one of my favorite Dennis Leary quotes:
"I got two words for Don Henley...Joe F***in'Walsh, OKAY?! How long is you pony tail now, Don?"