As a conservative Jew, I can tell you now: liberal Jews are the enemy. The Castro-loving Spielberg is a disgrace. The Christian-bigot Abe Foxman is a despicable cockroach. They hate Israel. They hate America. They seem to hate above all their own Jewishness.
My wife and I are having an ornaments party at a Jewish home with both Jewish and Christian guests tommorow night (I'm in the South obviously).
I think I'll print your post and read it at dinner if things get too boring.
;>)
And let's not forget Henry Waxman.