OK.
Its a tough call between this story and rapper shooting himself with a Pen Gun. Oh wait, NAACP guy staring in Tookie's eyes is up there as well.
Personally, I prefer Devil Cake.
I vote for the rapper with the pen gun. Great human interest story...kills himself by his own stupidity before he gets a chance to market his violence loving, misogynisitic music to anyone and make money off of it.
This story is just about jerks with hurt feelings. Fairly shallow stuff, right?