Additional details emerge on the two attackers... They were wearing red flannel shirts under Farmer John bib overalls, and had long pieces of straw stuck between their gapped teeth. They stomped the unfortunate Professor with steel tipped worked boots and then climbed into their ten-year-old truck with a rusty bumper, trailer hitch, and "I AM THE NRA" bumper sticker...
"They stomped the unfortunate Professor with steel tipped worked boots and then climbed into their ten-year-old truck with a rusty bumper, trailer hitch, and "I AM THE NRA" bumper sticker..."
... and yelled "one nation, under GOD" out the window, as they careened away dangerously into the night. And they weren't even wearing safety belts.