[msnimje]

My favorite joke from last November:
Old man goes up to the Security gate at the White House and asks to see President Kerry.
Security Guard, "I am sorry sir, Mr. Kerry did not win the election so he is not here, he is not the president."
Next day the old man asks to see President Kerry again to which the guard responds, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is in the Senate because he did not win the election. He is not the president and he is not here at the White House.

On the third day the old man asks the guard again to see "President Kerry" and the guard responds by saying, "Sir, I do not no how else to tell you this but John Kerry IS NOT THE PRESIDENT!"
The old man responded, "I know, I just like hearing you say it."

[freema]

pssssst. it's not a security guard.

it's a MARINE.

; )

[BradyLS]

Here's another joke I heard during the run-up when Kerry said he'd spoken with "major foreign leaders" (unnamed, natch') who agreed with him about... whatever:

Yeah, I heard all these 'major foreign leaders' got together and issued a joint press release about Senator Kerry. They're in unanimous agreement that he should be the next President (wait for it!)... of FRANCE!