I have to bitch slap my ho' to keep her in line. She only bleeds from the lip when I'm really pissed.
It's just not as funny with the genders reversed.
What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice. Hahahahaha!
If the truth actually came out about how many guys like me were married to abusive wives, jokes like these would be as funny as holocaust jokes.
Is it time for you to take your medication? Go ahead, we will wait.