Really, this is quite interesting. A great leap forwards in science...
But why did you pick FRUIT FLIES?! Those hideous things live long enough already!
No kidding. Of course, if he could just cross the flies with Democrats, we could clean out Congress, the State Department and the Supreme Court with one can of Raid.
(For those that are semantically challenged, this post is meant as sarcasm/good-natured jest/satiric riposte/ironic comment/raucous humor/stupid joke. Okay?)