[PreciousLiberty]

Everybody knows the Invisible Pink Unicorn (PBUHH) created the universe.

Heretic! You will be forever boiled in a giant vat of the holy garlic-pepper-sausage sauce!

(It's my personal favorite.) :^)

[antiRepublicrat]

Heretic! You will be forever boiled in a giant vat of the holy garlic-pepper-sausage sauce!

You will not be allowed to proselytize edible idolatry to our children. Let the holy wars begin, noble equine vs. Spaghetti-Os. Bring it on!