[dread78645]

Everybody knows the Invisible Pink Unicorn (PBUHH) created the universe. Reject your pagan pasta god or be cleaning out Her stables for eternity!

Does the IPU have stripper factories or beer volcanoes?

[antiRepublicrat]

Does the IPU have stripper factories or beer volcanoes?

That's immoral. Only pagan religions would have that. Although I admit it sounds a lot more fun than running around naked in Her Fields.

Excellent proselytization. Looking for a convert?