I always wish people a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
Why "Happy Holidays"? The expression is inane.
How dare you! You know that by uttering that evil phrase you have, in the words of Mr. William Donahue of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights, "capitulated to the worst elements in our culture." I, for one, intend to obey the new free speech restrictions demanded by the persecuted majority, and never again utter the words happy holidays.
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