No, I think you're wrong there. I think she's going to have the dahlai lama on, and she's going to read John 14:6 to him-- “Jesus answered, ‘I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
And then she's going to tell him to go back to the heathens and repent. "Turn or burn"- she'll yell as he skulks out. No really... I saw a clip...
"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald...striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one--big hitter, the Lama--long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? 'Gunga galunga...gunga, gunga-galunga.' So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
--Carl Spackler, "Caddyshack"