"go fetch a skyhook"...great way to keep newbies occupied.
Me? I'm always looking for an adjustable metric crescent wrench.
I actually own a metric crescent wrench, it has a 200 mm length...
Not a joke, either, you should see people's faces when I tell them they grabbed the wrong adjustable! :)
gets em every time, some people actually put it back in the tool bag!
Try Sears...