I was using channel-locks to remove a brake spring when, you guessed it, it slipped and drew blood above my eyebrow. I immediately discovered it also acted as a boomerang when I got mad and threw it only to find it ricochet'd back to hit me in the face again.
"I was using channel-locks to remove a brake spring when, you guessed it, it slipped and drew blood above my eyebrow."
Channel locks have an attitude. You should have known that.