Tongans tend to be very big and very good at punching people into last week if you p*ss them off enough. They are also very religious so burning down one of their churches is like urinating on the Alamo to Texans.
Okay, that gives me the correct frame of reference! Of course, I thought his name was Ozzie Osborne, not Aussie Osborne...Kidding! Spent a couple of weeks Down Under several summers ago and have never felt so welcomed. Our prayers are with you.
"Texan by the Grace of God"