[goldstategop]

Purple Finger's the "Jihad This" answer to al Zarqawi and his band of head-hacking thugs.

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie.Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

[right wing]

The Iraqis missed a golden, or should I say purple opportunity. They should have dipped their middle fingers in the purple dye upon voting, blatantly sticking it to the terrorists.