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To: mek1959
Shoot his balls off first so he has a few minutes of pain, then stuff pork rinds down his throat so before he dies he knows he'll never receive his 72 virgins, then one in the stomach for a nice slow death as the gastrointestinal juices dissolve his organs.

What does that make me?
2 posted on 12/15/2005 5:28:15 PM PST by mnehring (“Anybody who doesn’t appreciate what America has done and President Bush, let them go to hell”...)
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To: mnehrling
"Shoot his balls off first so he has a few minutes of pain, then stuff pork rinds down his throat so before he dies he knows he'll never receive his 72 virgins, then one in the stomach for a nice slow death as the gastrointestinal juices dissolve his organs.

What does that make me?"


I'm not sure, but you're invited to my next party.
28 posted on 12/15/2005 5:38:25 PM PST by Dr.Zoidberg (Whats with the Marquis of Queensbury Rules bullsh*t, we fight for our very survival! Fight Dirty!)
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To: mnehrling
"What does that make me?"

Out of compliance with the rules of this forum which specifically state, "No violence in posts".

50 posted on 12/15/2005 5:49:29 PM PST by Buffalo Head (Illigitimi non carborundum)
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To: mnehrling
What does that make me?

The correct answer is "Big Damn Hero, Sir!"

;o) you can't take the sky from meeeee

65 posted on 12/15/2005 5:58:48 PM PST by papertyger
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To: mnehrling
"What does that make me?"

American, thanks

84 posted on 12/15/2005 6:34:29 PM PST by Lloyd227 (and may God bless Oriana Fallaci)
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To: mnehrling

Shoot his balls off first so he has a few minutes of pain, then stuff pork rinds down his throat so before he dies he knows he'll never receive his 72 virgins, then one in the stomach for a nice slow death as the gastrointestinal juices dissolve his organs.

What does that make me?


Someone with a very good grasp of the problem and has a handy solution available for the rest of the world.

Thanks for the laugh.


101 posted on 12/16/2005 8:29:18 AM PST by grayforkbeard
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To: mnehrling
Shoot his balls off first so he has a few minutes of pain, then stuff pork rinds down his throat so before he dies he knows he'll never receive his 72 virgins, then one in the stomach for a nice slow death as the gastrointestinal juices dissolve his organs.
WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME?

A JERSEY CONSERVATIVE

115 posted on 12/16/2005 6:43:26 PM PST by fedupjohn (Kennedy Lied when MaryJo Kopechne died)
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