Brokeback Mountin Bombs at Box Office; Holiday BO smells

data from Box Office Mojo ^ | 12/17/05 | Dangus

[fahraint]

Cowpoke mountain aint far from heah....just a stones throw from the Little Big Horny River in Wyomin....Oh give a home, where the cowpokers roam, my dear little antelope plays...where seldom its known, ewe sat on mah bone, when the skies had fahrworks all day......OHHHHHH...HOMO ON THE RANGE....Where the queer, and the antelope play......

[relictele]

Another blow for Blue-State America.

Er, you wanna rephrase? Unless it was intentional of course.

[nanomid]

Ok, ok, that's enough.
Let's not give them anymore space in the brain case then necessary.

[relictele]

With that budget compared with their earnings, the producers must really be taking it in the shorts. *rimshot*

PMSL!!!

[FastCoyote]

Howl's Moving Castle was what I was thinking of, but it sounds like you have them all.

[LiteKeeper]

The TV Guide Channnel did a feature on Holiday movies: King Kong, Harry Potter, etc. Not a word about the Chronicles of Narnia. Prejudice, perhaps?

[LiteKeeper]

And Brokeback Mountain is supposed to be BIG Golden Globe contender! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[eyespysomething]

We're taking our boys to see Narnia next week.

[decal]

"I suggest another crappy remake of a TV show that no one watched. That will certainly resurrect Hollywood."

Waiting for "My Mother the Car," myself. You?

[diamond6]

Kong isn't doing good?

I'm sad :(

[Inkie]

Doug McIntyre kept referring to this film as "the cowpoke movie." Say no more.

[Lancey Howard]

Jerry Van Dyke could surely reprise his role without losing a step.

[Trajan88]

The Hollywood marketing machine is trying to put lipstick on a pig.

I know I'm paying to see trash.

[Trajan88]

make that NOT paying to see this trash

[fuzzthatwuz]

"Did they really think a movie that appeals to such a small proportion of the population would do well?"

The film will be required viewing in all elementary schools through out the land.

[Sensei Ern]

Good Times, the Movie
My Name Is Earl, the Movie
Bosum Buddies, the Movie

[justin_mjn]

I saw brokeback last night. It had nothing so explicit that I was offended, but don't take the kids.

[RavenATB]

"haven't had a discussion around the water cooler like the one you mention."

I wasn't trying to imply that you had.

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

Gay cowboys eating pudding just doesn't appeal to mass audiences. Who'da thunk it?

[metesky]

They aren't cowboys eithers. They herd sheep. They are shepards.

Then what the hell are they doing hitting on each other when there's all that talent around?

Makes ya wonder about the quality of today's Hollywood pervs...