"Then stay home. That way you won't be far from the toilet, either."
Ewww! About a month ago, I got a cell phone call from someone I know. About a minute into the call, I hear this noise. It was a toilet flushing! This idiot had called me while he was sitting on the pot.
I hung up, and have blocked his number.
So I taher you don't like multi-tasking.