I was hoping for the industrial shredder.
You got the switch, xp38? Anybody want to grab the other ankle and help me feed him in head first, inch by inch?
When the screaming starts, just pull him back out just a bit so that the big screen that shows his life's history flashes before him for review.
Sorry folks but the fun is over when the screaming stops.
(I apologize for that...but...DAMN IT...how much sympathy did Saddam have for the people he killed?)