[wideminded]

I remember in the first years of our marriage, my husband and I agreed not to get each other Christmas presents. Imagine my shock and sorrow when we woke up Christmas morning and he had presents under the tree from me...but not a single gift from him to me. I was crushed.

Men take what you say literally.

[processing please hold]

When it comes to gifts at Christmas time they shouldn't. How many times has this converstion happened. Husband asks wife, 'Honey, what do you want for Christmas'? Wife says, there's nothing I want, we'll just get for others this year'.

It's a code.