Navy's Newest Carrier:USS William Jefferson Clinton CVS1

me ^ | 12-20-05 | Rakkasan1

[pfflier]

The USS Monica Lewinsky is a sub, an unusual sub....It is always going down...

[verity]

It's appropriately named, don't you think?

[ExpatGator]

I really don't want to know how they pump the bilges or blow stacks.

[JustAnotherOkie]

Are they going to use Monica Lewinski's stained dress for a flag?

[sit-rep]

I don't like the idea of a Tomcat as it's primary weapon... It's a mechanism of war, and Clinto abused that on many fronts. I think it would be more fitting if the ship was equipped with a brothel, and a stage for gay rock stars like his buddy Elton John....

[Clintonfatigued]

Will there be plenty of cigars in the captain's quarters?

[Rio]

Uniforms for the crew???

[Rebelbase]

USS Clinton wouldn't even be worthy of one Fighter Jet.

A garbage barge would be more fitting.

[Ouderkirk]

Don't you mean Schankers Away

[verity]

There you go.

[Egon]

Ping.

[YaYa123]

Even better!!!

[NorseWood]

Does it have a bent propeller shaft?

[Siegfried The Red]

I look forward to the day when tradition dictates that we can name a Navy ship after President Clinton.

[vipervomit]

The USS Monica Lewinsky aka The Good Ship Lollypop. :P
I heard that one went down.

We have a winner.

Give that man a cigar!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

or, in amero-chinese, "His re-erection."

[CFC__VRWC]

Does it have a sink?

Of course, and every crew member gets all the cigars they want, though the only smoking allowed is ... oh, never mind.

[frithguild]

I understand the f-14 will not have any weapons, so it won't be much of a cat - more of a pussy really

[hiredhand]

HA! HA! HA! What a HOOT! I just forwarded the URL to my former USN buddy sitting here. ;-) Thanks!

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

This will be docked right next to the USS Minnow!