Posted on 12/20/2005 11:07:43 AM PST by Rakkasan1
The US Navy welcomed the latest member of its fleet today.
Pictured above: the USS William Jefferson Clinton CVS1 set sail today from its home port of Vancouver, BC.
The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Clinton and his foresight in military budget cuts. The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum, and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one F14 Tomcat or F18 Hornet aircraft which, although they cannot be launched or land on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence.
As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board.
The capacity of only 20 crewmembers is completely diversified and includes members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation.
The ship's purpose is not defined so much as a unit of national defense„Ÿ in fact in times of conflict, orders are to remain in hiding in Canada„Ÿ but it will be used extensively for social experimentation and whatever worthless jobs the ex-commander in chief and his wife can think of.
It is largely rumored that the ship will also be the set for the upcoming season of MTV's "The Real World."
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LOL!
How fitting.
And sailing behind to eat up the fumes was the tiny but sturdy USS Monica Lewinsky.
I laughed out loud! This is precious.
Don't forget, it's a "Laundry Ship!"
I understand that the crew can't wear uniforms either.
LOL!
If only we had this awesome weapon during WW2.
The USS Monica Lewinsky aka The Good Ship Lollypop. :P
All I saw was the headline... Oh my G**! and then got sick to my stomach.
Then I rolled my screen up and went: ROTFLMAO!!!
Very Funny! I'm still going LOL.
Peachy.
I mean IMpeachy.
Cankers aweigh!!
we came, we saw, we came...
I don't know much about the Navy,but if Naval vessels have
nicknames,I'll wager that this one will be named "The Love Boat".
Hilarious! Don't forget to mention that the ship is under the control of the UN, not the US!
Cliinton needs a whaler named after him. When they spot 'Monica the White Whale' the sailors can cry..
"Thar she blows! She Blows!
"Don't fire until you see the whites of their......oh,never mind."
And of course since "oral SEX" is not "sex" that is the most popular activity on board!
Boy, am I glad this is a joke! It scared me when I saw the headline. LOL!
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