[Stonewall Jackson]

I feel the same way about the creep who dumped a kitten off at my house a few months ago.

I didn't realize that he'd climbed up into my Explorer and accidentally killed him when I started the engine.

I'd like to take whoever dumped him off and run them through a jet engine to see how they like it.

[beaver fever]

"I didn't realize that he'd climbed up into my Explorer and accidentally killed him when I started the engine."

That happened to my inlaws once.

Kitten climbed up beside the warm radiator. My father inlaw started the engine and bang.

When he opened the hood the cat was sitting stunned beside the carburator. Not a scratch but a pretty nice goose egg.