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Kramer, Newman and a 'salesman' are at the back of a van in an alley. Salesman: All right, I got everything here. I got the Cyclone F series, Hydra Jet Flow, Stockholm Superstream, you name it. Jerry: What do you recommend? Salesman: What are you looking for? Kramer: Power, man. Power. Newman: Like Silkwood. Kramer: That's for radiation. Newman: That's right. Kramer (pointing to the largest one): Now, what is this? Salesman: That's the Commando 450, I don't sell that one. What about thi- Kramer: Well that's what we want, the Commando 450. Salesman, Nah, believe me. It's only used in the circus. For elephants. Newman: We'll pay anything. We've got the (hands a wad of money to Kramer) What about Jerry? Kramer: He couldn't handle that, he's delicate

12 posted on 12/23/2005 10:57:02 AM PST by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
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Kramer: These showers are horrible. There's no pressure, I can't get the shampoo out of my hair.

Jerry: Me either.

Kramer: If I don't have a good shower I am not myself. I feel weak and ineffectual. I'm not Kramer.


23 posted on 12/23/2005 10:59:24 AM PST by Cagey (Some men are Baptists, others Catholics, my father was an Oldsmobile man.)
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