Yep! Anna is a Californian from her size 24 feet to her bulbous waist, to her sto-bought-tits....and Waller County melon-sized head-mouth that never has "uddered" a word of intelligence.
Native Texican here....We are used to the cowboy, idiot, slut, oil tycoon, cattle rancher, grease monkey, slack-jawed southerner descriptions.....lived with it all....
Well, which are you a Texian or a Texican? There is a difference ya know.
BTW you forgot "all hat and no cattle".