Your rant reminds me of Howard Sterns interview with Bill O'Reilly where Stern tried to describe his radio show as wholesome and normal.
I especially like the MODEST list of "Keywords" LOL!
No "cry" for attention here! LOL!
Why not post a pic of your little naked romps- and get the need for attention to your SEXINESS satisfied once and for all?
LOL!
Sexy is an attitude dear- not a cry for attention...