My great-uncle eats steak, too. I think there must be a technique involving having formerly had teeth ...
Looking forward to the Arrival in about the last week of January, but it's going to be a looooong month!
So you told your kids that Mommy has a headache and needs to lie down while you secretly stay on the computer. It's Patrick, isn't it, doing his advanced calculus homework again!??
Does the "Arrival" have a name. 'Arrival' would do for a boy or girl as a matter of fact.