[Cvengr]

But if the dolphin didn't break the glass under the chuppah, how could the wedding conclude? ...not to mention the reading of the Talmud translated by the Rabbi into their native tongue,.....I wonder what that sounded like....(rapid series of nasal chirplike squeeks in Morse code???)

[Zionist Conspirator]

...not to mention the reading of the Talmud translated by the Rabbi

I think you mean the ketubbah.